1 00:00:01,500 --> 00:00:04,060 Oh, yeah. Wanda. 2 00:00:04,230 --> 00:00:09,170 Trust me, what happened 3 00:00:04,230 --> 00:00:09,170 between us last night was special. 4 00:00:11,770 --> 00:00:15,710 Do I still respect you? 5 00:00:11,770 --> 00:00:15,710 Wanda, Wanda, Wanda. 6 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:19,110 I didn't respect you to begin with. 7 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:21,780 So how's Wall Street? 8 00:00:21,950 --> 00:00:24,750 Well, it hasn't been the same 9 00:00:21,950 --> 00:00:24,750 since you left, Phil. 10 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:27,620 - You need anything? 11 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:27,620 - I could really use a pint. 12 00:00:27,790 --> 00:00:30,220 - Oh, no booze, Phil. 13 00:00:27,790 --> 00:00:30,220 - I meant blood. 14 00:00:30,390 --> 00:00:33,690 I donated 40 bucks' worth 15 00:00:30,390 --> 00:00:33,690 this afternoon. 16 00:00:33,860 --> 00:00:35,490 Hey, I'll tell you what... 17 00:00:35,660 --> 00:00:39,120 ...you can invest that 40 in a certain stock 18 00:00:35,660 --> 00:00:39,120 and quadruple it overnight. 19 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:41,240 - You interested? 20 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:41,240 - Sure, why not. 21 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:42,870 Okay. The name of the stock is-- 22 00:00:48,940 --> 00:00:51,780 I never should have approved 23 00:00:48,940 --> 00:00:51,780 that commercial. 24 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:57,010 Gee, thanks, Ef. 25 00:00:57,690 --> 00:01:00,850 - F? 26 00:00:57,690 --> 00:01:00,850 - Yeah. Funny name, huh? 27 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:05,360 - He spells it E-F. 28 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:05,360 - E-F? 29 00:01:06,730 --> 00:01:07,960 Panda, I gotta go. 30 00:01:08,130 --> 00:01:10,530 Panda, Wanda, whatever. 31 00:01:12,100 --> 00:01:14,700 Phil, old buddy, old pal. 32 00:01:14,870 --> 00:01:19,930 Oh, sorry, Dan. 33 00:01:14,870 --> 00:01:19,930 That's confidential information. 34 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:24,640 I've got food. 35 00:01:25,380 --> 00:01:29,510 Now, if you're saying 36 00:01:25,380 --> 00:01:29,510 I have something of value to you... 37 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:32,120 ...and you wanna make me an offer-- 38 00:01:32,290 --> 00:01:34,520 No, we can discuss this reasonably. 39 00:01:34,690 --> 00:01:37,680 Say, over lunch at the bistro? 40 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:40,990 Don't be silly. They have a dress code. 41 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:44,130 We'll stop at the tailor's on the way. 42 00:01:44,300 --> 00:01:48,760 Don't you think this haircut 43 00:01:44,300 --> 00:01:48,760 screams Miami Vice? 44 00:01:53,940 --> 00:01:56,140 You can say that again. 45 00:01:53,940 --> 00:01:56,140 - Uh-huh. 46 00:01:56,310 --> 00:01:58,680 - What's new? 47 00:01:56,310 --> 00:01:58,680 - Crime rate's down. 48 00:01:58,850 --> 00:01:59,870 - Really? 49 00:01:58,850 --> 00:01:59,870 - Yeah. 50 00:02:00,050 --> 00:02:01,070 - Says that? 51 00:02:00,050 --> 00:02:01,070 - Uh-huh. 52 00:02:01,250 --> 00:02:05,240 Just when I was getting used 53 00:02:01,250 --> 00:02:05,240 to the strip searches at the antique guild. 54 00:02:14,330 --> 00:02:17,820 This article contends 55 00:02:14,330 --> 00:02:17,820 that New Yorkers are still apathetic, though. 56 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,900 - No. I do not agree. 57 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,900 - Yeah. 58 00:02:20,070 --> 00:02:23,160 We have come a long way 59 00:02:20,070 --> 00:02:23,160 since the day when we would sit idly by... 60 00:02:23,340 --> 00:02:26,470 ...and watch one of our fellows 61 00:02:23,340 --> 00:02:26,470 get preyed upon. I mean that. Say it again. 62 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:27,670 Uh-huh. 63 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:30,870 - I'd challenge anyone who said otherwise. 64 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:30,870 Oh, yeah. 65 00:02:32,810 --> 00:02:33,910 - Mac. 66 00:02:32,810 --> 00:02:33,910 Yeah. 67 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:36,350 I think she's finally starting to loosen up. 68 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:37,750 Yeah. 69 00:03:24,700 --> 00:03:28,970 "To sum up, 70 00:03:24,700 --> 00:03:28,970 in exchange for the name of the stock... 71 00:03:29,140 --> 00:03:32,010 ...you agree to give me 72 00:03:29,140 --> 00:03:32,010 60 percent participation... 73 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:33,970 ...of all profits accrued." 74 00:03:34,140 --> 00:03:37,670 Per Paragraph 3, sub S." 75 00:03:38,050 --> 00:03:41,950 Phil and Dan unlimited partnership. 76 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:45,110 And you agree to all the terms herein, 77 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:45,110 correct? 78 00:03:45,290 --> 00:03:48,550 - Yes. 79 00:03:45,290 --> 00:03:48,550 - Yes, what? 80 00:03:50,390 --> 00:03:53,120 Yes, Detective Crockett. 81 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:03,410 - Ready to start, sir. 82 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:03,410 - Okay. 83 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:05,430 How's Christine doing? 84 00:04:05,610 --> 00:04:08,170 Well, she seems a little more... 85 00:04:09,910 --> 00:04:11,040 ...secure. 86 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:18,820 Lovely Christine is modeling our new line 87 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:18,820 of après-crime evening wear. 88 00:04:21,590 --> 00:04:24,220 Just aim for the seams. 89 00:04:26,030 --> 00:04:27,620 Kids, kids, kids. 90 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:30,030 - Can we get started, huh? 91 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:30,030 - Yes, sir. 92 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:35,100 Steve Loomis. 93 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:35,100 Petty larceny and shoplifting. 94 00:04:35,270 --> 00:04:39,110 Your Honor, Mr. Loomis, was arrested 95 00:04:35,270 --> 00:04:39,110 for stealing 30 waterproof grease pencils... 96 00:04:39,270 --> 00:04:41,070 ...from Arnold's Army Surplus store. 97 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,300 I see. 98 00:04:43,710 --> 00:04:47,270 - No, I don't. Why? 99 00:04:43,710 --> 00:04:47,270 - Isn't it obvious? 100 00:04:48,820 --> 00:04:51,310 I got a problem. 101 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:55,520 - Your Honor. 102 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:55,520 - Yeah? 103 00:04:55,690 --> 00:04:59,650 I suggest you rip open his gullet 104 00:04:55,690 --> 00:04:59,650 and tear out his intestines. 105 00:05:00,660 --> 00:05:03,150 I'll change your dinner plans. 106 00:05:04,230 --> 00:05:05,500 Anyone we should know? 107 00:05:05,670 --> 00:05:09,070 Yes, Your Honor, this is Arnold Simpson, 108 00:05:05,670 --> 00:05:09,070 owner of the Army Surplus store. 109 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:13,110 He held Mr. Loomis at bay with a tent stake 110 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:13,110 until the police arrived. 111 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:17,180 I would have blown him away, 112 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:17,180 except my machine gun was being serviced. 113 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:19,750 Ten thousand-round checkup, huh? 114 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:24,220 Your Honor, this is a first offense, 115 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:24,220 Mr. Loomis has agreed to make restitution. 116 00:05:24,390 --> 00:05:26,980 All right. Let's make it a $50 fine. 117 00:05:24,390 --> 00:05:26,980 Suspended sentence. 118 00:05:28,590 --> 00:05:31,220 - Thank you. 119 00:05:28,590 --> 00:05:31,220 - For what? 120 00:05:32,030 --> 00:05:33,260 Getting me off? 121 00:05:33,430 --> 00:05:35,800 So you can pull another scummy stunt 122 00:05:33,430 --> 00:05:35,800 like that? 123 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:38,230 Maybe even work your way 124 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:38,230 up the ladder of crime... 125 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:41,860 ...by violating defenseless, 126 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:41,860 innocent and unsuspecting people? 127 00:05:42,970 --> 00:05:45,530 That's disgusting. 128 00:05:46,740 --> 00:05:52,310 Miss Sullivan, refresh my memory, 129 00:05:46,740 --> 00:05:52,310 you are the counsel for defense, right? 130 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:55,750 And you, giving him 131 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:55,750 a slap on the wrist like that? 132 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:57,910 What the hell kind of disposition is that? 133 00:06:02,390 --> 00:06:04,220 We'll take a five. 134 00:06:04,390 --> 00:06:07,260 I wanna see you in my office. Now. 135 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:10,190 What are you gonna do? Spank me? 136 00:06:16,970 --> 00:06:19,130 Please. 137 00:06:19,310 --> 00:06:22,040 Stay. Sit. 138 00:06:22,210 --> 00:06:24,040 Good boy. 139 00:06:25,180 --> 00:06:26,980 Psst, psst. 140 00:06:27,150 --> 00:06:28,880 I've got the name of the stock here. 141 00:06:33,020 --> 00:06:36,150 I plan to spend my share of the profits 142 00:06:33,020 --> 00:06:36,150 on my mother. 143 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:39,160 There's some elective surgery 144 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:39,160 she hadn't been able to afford. 145 00:06:39,330 --> 00:06:43,490 You get together with the anesthesiologist, 146 00:06:39,330 --> 00:06:43,490 maybe you can surprise her. 147 00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:47,030 Fantastic. The name of a stock 148 00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:47,030 that's about to go through the roof. 149 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:48,900 Now all I need is-- 150 00:06:49,070 --> 00:06:50,700 Money! 151 00:06:51,470 --> 00:06:53,570 I have no money! 152 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:57,750 Sweet Dow Jones, I have no money! 153 00:07:11,060 --> 00:07:12,530 Hi. 154 00:07:15,130 --> 00:07:16,460 Well, look at that... 155 00:07:16,630 --> 00:07:19,600 ...you very thoughtfully 156 00:07:16,630 --> 00:07:19,600 traced Magellan's route... 157 00:07:19,770 --> 00:07:24,540 ...on my brand-new, 158 00:07:19,770 --> 00:07:24,540 really expensive globe. 159 00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:26,230 Sorry. 160 00:07:26,410 --> 00:07:27,570 But then on the upside... 161 00:07:27,740 --> 00:07:31,440 ...you have managed 162 00:07:27,740 --> 00:07:31,440 to create a new Palestinian homeland. 163 00:07:32,580 --> 00:07:34,170 You've been through an awful lot. 164 00:07:34,350 --> 00:07:36,580 Why don't you go home 165 00:07:34,350 --> 00:07:36,580 and take a nice warm bath? 166 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:38,590 Oh, would that make you happy? 167 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:42,210 To see me stark naked 168 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:42,210 in a tub full of hot water? 169 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:46,990 Is this a trick question? 170 00:07:47,930 --> 00:07:50,690 I can't do it, Your Honor. 171 00:07:47,930 --> 00:07:50,690 I just can't do it. 172 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:52,830 Okay, then take a shower. 173 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,160 I mean my job. 174 00:07:54,340 --> 00:07:57,770 I have no more compassion left. 175 00:07:54,340 --> 00:07:57,770 I cannot defend these people. 176 00:07:57,940 --> 00:08:01,500 I feel bloodthirsty. 177 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:03,540 Don't you think you're overstating this? 178 00:08:03,710 --> 00:08:06,480 You know that shoplifter? 179 00:08:03,710 --> 00:08:06,480 I wanted to see him strung up. 180 00:08:06,650 --> 00:08:10,180 - It is perfectly natural to-- 181 00:08:06,650 --> 00:08:10,180 - By his eyelids. 182 00:08:10,350 --> 00:08:11,880 Ugh. 183 00:08:12,050 --> 00:08:14,820 I hate my work, Your Honor. I mean it. 184 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:17,560 Sit down. 185 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:24,300 I don't think you hate your work. 186 00:08:24,470 --> 00:08:27,490 I think you hate the thought 187 00:08:24,470 --> 00:08:27,490 of being violated. 188 00:08:27,670 --> 00:08:30,760 People who are violated 189 00:08:27,670 --> 00:08:30,760 think they're the only ones in the world... 190 00:08:30,940 --> 00:08:33,200 ...who've ever had to suffer 191 00:08:30,940 --> 00:08:33,200 anything like that. 192 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:36,680 And you, Miss Sullivan, 193 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:36,680 you've gotta walk both sides of the fence. 194 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:41,370 That takes a lot of compassion 195 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:41,370 and caring and sensitivi-- 196 00:08:41,550 --> 00:08:45,210 You scumball! Get away from my car! 197 00:08:49,590 --> 00:08:52,490 - As I was saying-- 198 00:08:49,590 --> 00:08:52,490 - You know something, Your Honor... 199 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,990 ...from the first day 200 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,990 I entered law school... 201 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:58,290 ...I believed that it was my vested duty... 202 00:08:58,470 --> 00:09:01,270 ...to fight for the inalienable rights 203 00:08:58,470 --> 00:09:01,270 of all people. 204 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:05,400 - That's your job. 205 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:05,400 - Now I want them dead. 206 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:08,310 That's someone else's job. 207 00:09:09,610 --> 00:09:11,200 You know, you're right. 208 00:09:11,380 --> 00:09:14,610 I think I will go home 209 00:09:11,380 --> 00:09:14,610 and take a nice, warm bath. 210 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:18,440 But I'm not coming back. Ever. 211 00:09:18,620 --> 00:09:22,020 - Miss Sullivan, you don't throw a career-- 212 00:09:18,620 --> 00:09:22,020 - Watch me. 213 00:09:22,190 --> 00:09:24,320 - Your Honor. Your Honor. 214 00:09:22,190 --> 00:09:24,320 - I don't believe it. 215 00:09:24,490 --> 00:09:26,890 I understand, 216 00:09:24,490 --> 00:09:26,890 but you don't just turn tail and run. 217 00:09:27,060 --> 00:09:29,290 Life is full of unexpected setbacks. 218 00:09:29,460 --> 00:09:32,900 There's a guy holding Florence hostage 219 00:09:29,460 --> 00:09:32,900 with a grenade. 220 00:09:33,770 --> 00:09:35,670 Good example. 221 00:09:40,610 --> 00:09:45,070 I'm warning you, don't do it. 222 00:09:40,610 --> 00:09:45,070 Stand back or I'll blow this place sky high. 223 00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:46,610 What's going on here? 224 00:09:46,780 --> 00:09:50,410 I think it's self-explanatory. Don't you? 225 00:09:50,850 --> 00:09:53,750 Put those guns away 226 00:09:50,850 --> 00:09:53,750 or I'm gonna make explosion. 227 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:57,620 You heard the man. Put them down. 228 00:09:58,730 --> 00:10:00,290 Thank you. 229 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:05,130 - My name's Harry. 230 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:05,130 - Thank you, Harry. 231 00:10:05,970 --> 00:10:07,300 And your name is...? 232 00:10:08,970 --> 00:10:11,300 Seth Pearlberg. 233 00:10:13,210 --> 00:10:15,730 Seth Pearlberg. 234 00:10:15,910 --> 00:10:17,810 Okay, so I panicked. 235 00:10:17,980 --> 00:10:20,240 What's the difference? 236 00:10:17,980 --> 00:10:20,240 My name is Hector Rivera. 237 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,150 I mean, we're all gonna die in here 238 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,150 anyway, huh? 239 00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:27,250 Great, he's a lunatic too. 240 00:10:27,420 --> 00:10:30,860 He's the same guy that mugged Christine. 241 00:10:27,420 --> 00:10:30,860 Then he tried to mug Simpson. 242 00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:34,990 - What happened? 243 00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:34,990 - Florence jumped him. 244 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:39,460 She ripped off his ski mask... 245 00:10:39,630 --> 00:10:43,940 ...drug him to the ground 246 00:10:39,630 --> 00:10:43,940 while screaming, "Banzai!" 247 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,230 Why should we believe 248 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,230 that's a real grenade? 249 00:10:48,410 --> 00:10:51,710 You better believe it. 250 00:10:48,410 --> 00:10:51,710 He took it out of my pocket. 251 00:10:52,180 --> 00:10:55,280 What the hell are you doing 252 00:10:52,180 --> 00:10:55,280 with a live grenade in Manhattan? 253 00:10:55,450 --> 00:10:58,440 A person's got a right to defend himself, 254 00:10:55,450 --> 00:10:58,440 doesn't he? 255 00:10:59,220 --> 00:11:00,650 Bull. 256 00:11:03,190 --> 00:11:05,390 What would happen 257 00:11:03,190 --> 00:11:05,390 if that thing really exploded? 258 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:11,120 There would be mayhem, 259 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:11,120 twisted metal, burnt flesh... 260 00:11:11,530 --> 00:11:14,030 ...severed arteries. 261 00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:17,160 I'll get the Bactine. 262 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:22,730 All right. Quit stalling. 263 00:11:22,910 --> 00:11:25,610 We are not stalling. 264 00:11:22,910 --> 00:11:25,610 I don't know what to say to you. 265 00:11:25,780 --> 00:11:28,840 You're supposed to ask me 266 00:11:25,780 --> 00:11:28,840 if I got any demands. 267 00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:31,990 - You got any demands? 268 00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:31,990 - Glad you asked. 269 00:11:33,090 --> 00:11:35,560 I want a DC-10, fueled and ready. 270 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:37,660 I want a million dollars in gold coins. 271 00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:42,290 And I want a guarantee of safe passage 272 00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:42,290 to Cuba. 273 00:11:44,130 --> 00:11:46,000 Cuba? 274 00:11:46,770 --> 00:11:50,000 Hector, I don't have the authority 275 00:11:46,770 --> 00:11:50,000 to give you any of that stuff. 276 00:11:50,170 --> 00:11:52,800 Then why did you ask me? 277 00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:56,040 Cuba? 278 00:11:57,010 --> 00:11:59,710 I want someone with authority I can talk to. 279 00:11:57,010 --> 00:11:59,710 I want it now. 280 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:01,250 Oh, for crying out loud. 281 00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:03,680 Call in the SWAT team, 282 00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:03,680 Let's get some action here. 283 00:12:03,850 --> 00:12:08,350 You. Get out of here 284 00:12:03,850 --> 00:12:08,350 and don't come back... 285 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:13,330 ...or I'll beat about your head 286 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:13,330 with a thick stick! 287 00:12:14,730 --> 00:12:16,290 Go. 288 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:21,400 I hope you didn't mind? 289 00:12:21,570 --> 00:12:24,160 Oh, no. I enjoy delegating responsibility. 290 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:30,440 Thanks. 291 00:12:32,050 --> 00:12:36,950 They said they might be able to get 292 00:12:32,050 --> 00:12:36,950 a hostage negotiator over here in two hours. 293 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:38,210 Two hours? 294 00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:41,250 They said all their people are tied up 295 00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:41,250 right now. 296 00:12:41,890 --> 00:12:44,690 - Tied up with what? 297 00:12:41,890 --> 00:12:44,690 - Rope. 298 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:49,100 They're being held hostage 299 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:49,100 by a militant splinter faction... 300 00:12:49,260 --> 00:12:51,100 ...of Up with People. 301 00:12:55,070 --> 00:12:57,630 - It was only a matter of time. 302 00:12:55,070 --> 00:12:57,630 - Yeah. 303 00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:02,870 January 3rd, 1943... 304 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:07,410 ...Monday, 0900 hours. 305 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:12,920 His lip curled in a sexy smirk. 306 00:13:14,690 --> 00:13:17,090 Our eyes locked. 307 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:21,690 He didn't say anything. 308 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:21,690 He didn't have to. 309 00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:26,590 I knew what he wanted. 310 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:32,400 He wanted me. 311 00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:37,770 Lady, if you don't shut up, 312 00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:37,770 I'm gonna pull this pin. 313 00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:39,970 You don't scare me. 314 00:13:40,150 --> 00:13:42,640 I was one of the first WACs 315 00:13:40,150 --> 00:13:42,640 in World War Il. 316 00:13:42,820 --> 00:13:44,510 Served in the Philippines. 317 00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:47,710 I've seen combat, I've seen bloodshed... 318 00:13:47,890 --> 00:13:52,350 ...I've seen man's inhumanity to man 319 00:13:47,890 --> 00:13:52,350 at its best. 320 00:13:54,430 --> 00:13:55,450 Where was I? 321 00:13:57,130 --> 00:13:59,260 0900 hours. 322 00:13:59,670 --> 00:14:01,070 Right. 323 00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:07,070 The smell of damp khaki filled the tent. 324 00:14:10,610 --> 00:14:11,840 - Hi, Mac. 325 00:14:10,610 --> 00:14:11,840 - Hi, Dan. 326 00:14:12,010 --> 00:14:13,170 - I need money. 327 00:14:12,010 --> 00:14:13,170 - Bye, Dan. 328 00:14:13,350 --> 00:14:14,870 Bye, Mac. 329 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:20,780 Yes, yes, yes, I understand that you have 330 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:20,780 a difficult situation there as well... 331 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,750 ...but we have-- Who? 332 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:27,820 Well, of course I wanna see Tom Carvel 333 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:27,820 returned safely. Yes, but-- 334 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:30,900 Pin's out. 335 00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:33,530 Gotta go, bye. What happened? 336 00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:35,190 He tried to interrupt Florence. 337 00:14:35,370 --> 00:14:38,930 Oh, the fool, the mad fool! 338 00:14:39,110 --> 00:14:43,440 Okay, give me that pineapple, 339 00:14:39,110 --> 00:14:43,440 you bonehead. 340 00:14:43,610 --> 00:14:46,910 - Florence. 341 00:14:43,610 --> 00:14:46,910 - Get her away from me, she's nuts. 342 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,380 Hector, you put the pin 343 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,380 back in the grenade. 344 00:14:49,550 --> 00:14:52,350 I want action, and I want it now. 345 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:54,010 You want action? 346 00:14:54,390 --> 00:14:56,760 The American people have had it. 347 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:59,020 We've been kicked around too long. 348 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,320 We're getting ready to fight. 349 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,930 Jump in any time, guys. 350 00:15:09,470 --> 00:15:13,170 Okay, that's it. I've had it with you guys. 351 00:15:09,470 --> 00:15:13,170 I'm pulling the pin. 352 00:15:13,340 --> 00:15:14,370 Freeze! 353 00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:16,440 Get out of here. 354 00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:16,440 - Who are you? 355 00:15:16,610 --> 00:15:18,310 - Your lawyer. Yes. 356 00:15:16,610 --> 00:15:18,310 - Didn't I mug you? 357 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,850 Boy, this is not my day. 358 00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:23,580 Miss Sullivan, 359 00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:23,580 this is really very dangerous. 360 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:26,740 You mentioned commitment? 361 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:26,740 You're about to see some now. 362 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:28,580 Attagirl, you tell him. 363 00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:34,190 What the hell are you? 364 00:15:35,460 --> 00:15:39,160 I stand for freedom 365 00:15:35,460 --> 00:15:39,160 and the American way of life. 366 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,390 Go on a diet. 367 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,010 I'm confused. 368 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,610 It's okay. It's okay. 369 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:53,540 Give me the grenade. 370 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:53,540 Believe me, nobody wants to hurt you. 371 00:15:53,710 --> 00:15:55,510 Step aside, I'll get a clean shot. 372 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:56,980 What is the matter with you? 373 00:15:57,150 --> 00:15:59,850 This is not mob rule. 374 00:15:57,150 --> 00:15:59,850 This is not a fascist state. 375 00:16:00,020 --> 00:16:01,790 Haven't you ever heard of due process? 376 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,790 Isn't that how they make Velveeta? 377 00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:09,820 Get out. Now. 378 00:16:10,930 --> 00:16:12,990 You think the bullets 379 00:16:10,930 --> 00:16:12,990 were a little too much? 380 00:16:16,740 --> 00:16:19,830 Hey, you're one gutsy broad. 381 00:16:20,010 --> 00:16:21,500 Thank you. 382 00:16:21,710 --> 00:16:23,970 And never call me a broad. 383 00:16:26,780 --> 00:16:29,950 - What's your name? 384 00:16:26,780 --> 00:16:29,950 - Hector. 385 00:16:30,550 --> 00:16:34,820 Listen, Hector, 386 00:16:30,550 --> 00:16:34,820 do you understand the situation here? 387 00:16:34,990 --> 00:16:40,620 You are never going to be able 388 00:16:34,990 --> 00:16:40,620 to go out any of those doors. Ever. 389 00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:45,530 Eventually, 390 00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:45,530 a SWAT team will be called in. 391 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:48,760 So why don't you do it my way? 392 00:16:49,140 --> 00:16:50,570 What's your way? 393 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:55,080 You give me the grenade. 394 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,270 And I'll get you a fair trial. 395 00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:03,380 What if you give me a fair trial first 396 00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:03,380 then I give you the grenade? 397 00:17:04,950 --> 00:17:06,850 Lady, I'm scared. I don't wanna get shot. 398 00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:09,960 Okay. Okay. How about this? 399 00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:14,820 You put down the grenade, 400 00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:14,820 and if anybody shoots you... 401 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,330 ...you can kill me. 402 00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:22,170 With what? 403 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:27,100 - With this. 404 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:27,100 - A fork? 405 00:17:27,610 --> 00:17:30,510 - Will somebody get me something lethal? 406 00:17:27,610 --> 00:17:30,510 - Wait. You're serious? 407 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:31,740 Yes, I'm serious. 408 00:17:31,910 --> 00:17:36,110 Hector, you have got to start 409 00:17:31,910 --> 00:17:36,110 trusting somebody sometime. 410 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:39,250 You've got to start somewhere. 411 00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:43,360 And to be perfectly honest with you, 412 00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:43,360 your time is running out. 413 00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:48,090 You don't really wanna die, 414 00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:48,090 do you, Hector? 415 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:52,400 Come on. 416 00:17:55,970 --> 00:17:56,990 Thank you. 417 00:17:57,740 --> 00:17:59,300 Guards. 418 00:18:01,010 --> 00:18:03,310 - Are you okay? 419 00:18:01,010 --> 00:18:03,310 - I'm fine. 420 00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:06,810 - Welcome back, Christine. 421 00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:06,810 - Thank you, Mac. 422 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,150 Hey, that stuff about a fair trial 423 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,150 still goes? 424 00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:14,250 Still goes, Hector. 425 00:18:14,420 --> 00:18:16,360 And don't worry, I'll be there with you. 426 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:18,690 Thank you. 427 00:18:19,990 --> 00:18:23,830 - Christine. 428 00:18:19,990 --> 00:18:23,830 - Thank you, Christine. 429 00:18:27,770 --> 00:18:30,900 She doesn't even let me call her 430 00:18:27,770 --> 00:18:30,900 Christine. 431 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:35,740 - Close call, huh? 432 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:35,740 - Yeah, tell me about it. 433 00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:37,940 Oh, did I break this thing? 434 00:18:40,850 --> 00:18:43,150 No, you pull that out 435 00:18:40,850 --> 00:18:43,150 when you want it to explode. 436 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,840 Oh. 437 00:18:57,230 --> 00:18:58,670 We can all relax now. 438 00:19:03,670 --> 00:19:06,270 It's a figure of speech, Christine. 439 00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:18,810 - I just have one question. 440 00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:18,810 - Shoot. 441 00:19:19,350 --> 00:19:23,480 While I was unconscious and helplessly 442 00:19:19,350 --> 00:19:23,480 sprawled on the cafeteria floor... 443 00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:26,090 ...in a potentially compromising position-- 444 00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:29,960 Dan was being held in leather restraints. 445 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:33,060 Thank you. 446 00:19:33,870 --> 00:19:37,530 So, what made you come back? 447 00:19:39,670 --> 00:19:41,770 What made me come back? 448 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:46,350 I guess it was that commitment 449 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:46,350 you mentioned. 450 00:19:46,910 --> 00:19:53,080 I realized that deep down in my heart, 451 00:19:46,910 --> 00:19:53,080 that is why I took this job to begin with. 452 00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:57,650 We have to defend some pretty scummy 453 00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:57,650 people in this profession... 454 00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,890 ...but if we didn't.... 455 00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:06,230 You know, one of my colleagues once said, 456 00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:06,230 "We are the last bastion against fascism." 457 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,700 I guess I really believe that. 458 00:20:10,170 --> 00:20:13,140 But mostly I came back 459 00:20:10,170 --> 00:20:13,140 for the dental plan. 460 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:19,050 You know, something else you said 461 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:19,050 made a difference too. 462 00:20:19,210 --> 00:20:22,120 Oh, yeah? What was that? 463 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:26,480 Well, you told me to go home... 464 00:20:26,650 --> 00:20:29,350 ...and take a nice warm bath. 465 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,010 That? 466 00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:35,320 - That was nothing. 467 00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:35,320 - No, no, no. 468 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:39,930 That was one of the most chauvinistic... 469 00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:47,100 ...sexist, demeaning comments 470 00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:47,100 I've heard in a long time. 471 00:20:52,780 --> 00:20:54,370 See you. 472 00:20:57,320 --> 00:21:00,950 - Where are you going? 473 00:20:57,320 --> 00:21:00,950 - To take a bath. 474 00:21:02,190 --> 00:21:05,720 And I'm going to let Dan watch. 475 00:21:13,530 --> 00:21:15,530 Well, she's kidding. 476 00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:17,060 I mean, she wouldn't. 477 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:20,770 Thank you, thank you, thank you! 478 00:21:20,940 --> 00:21:23,210 Thank you! 479 00:21:47,430 --> 00:21:48,990 You look depressed. 480 00:21:49,170 --> 00:21:51,800 What the hell do you care? 481 00:21:52,470 --> 00:21:54,410 Actually, I don't. 482 00:21:55,780 --> 00:21:58,080 I was just making small talk. 483 00:21:58,380 --> 00:22:02,510 You wanna hear something hysterical? 484 00:21:58,380 --> 00:22:02,510 I've got a tip on the hottest stock in town... 485 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:04,210 ...and I am flat broke. 486 00:22:04,390 --> 00:22:08,410 Except for this 5 bucks Christine gave me 487 00:22:04,390 --> 00:22:08,410 to shout, "Thank you." 488 00:22:13,490 --> 00:22:14,830 How much you need, Dan? 489 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,020 Five thousand dollars. 490 00:22:19,270 --> 00:22:20,700 I'll give it to you. 491 00:22:20,870 --> 00:22:22,360 What? 492 00:22:26,070 --> 00:22:28,340 You carry that much in cash? 493 00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:31,770 People rob banks, Dan. 494 00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:40,120 When will I get this back? 495 00:22:40,550 --> 00:22:42,320 Tomorrow morning. No later. I promise. 496 00:22:42,490 --> 00:22:46,260 If not, I'll have to rip off your arms... 497 00:22:47,290 --> 00:22:49,130 ...legs... 498 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:51,260 ...and head... 499 00:22:53,070 --> 00:22:55,730 ...and use the rest for a planter. 500 00:22:56,740 --> 00:22:58,040 Fair enough. 501 00:23:01,010 --> 00:23:03,570 Thank you, thank you, thank you! 502 00:23:03,740 --> 00:23:05,740 That was on the house. 503 00:23:11,050 --> 00:23:13,420 This is my lucky day. 504 00:23:13,590 --> 00:23:15,350 Mine too.